Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Vuvuzela

Weapons of mass earsplitting destruction or harmless fun?

The vuvuleza is manufactured in a wide spectrum of colours, unlike opinion of it which is sharply divided between love and hate. It is currently receiving world-wide attention due to its contribution to the celebration of the football World Cup currently in session.

Its estimated that the one metre in length vuvuleza can emit a sound approximately 130 decibels loud; the most commonly manufactured instruments are pitched at B flat below middle C, very close to the frequency of human speech.

The BBC has received hundreds of complaints about the playing of vuvuleza spoiling viewers enjoyment of the sport, football players have requested fans to desist from its playing during the match and FIFA the organizational body co-coordinating the World Cup have decided not to ban it from matches.

There's considerable apian imagery associated with descriptions of its sound. Its constant drone being likened to having one's head thrust into a giant hive full of very angry bees.

The BBC sports commentator Farayi Mungazi stated that the sound of the horn was the "recognised sound of football in South Africa" and that it is "absolutely essential for an authentic South African footballing experience". He also said there was no point in taking the World Cup to Africa and then "trying to give it a European feel". The chief sports reporter of the Daily Telegraph Paul Kelso described critics of the vuvuleza as "killjoys" and said they should "stop moaning". South African football supporters themselves insist that the instrument is part of their national culture and claim those objecting to it are in fact being intolerant of an integral part of their national culture.

The phrase 'part of the national culture' seems to justify and vindicate all sorts of bizarre behaviour these days, from getting drunk on a Saturday night, to the waving of flags and engaging in war. Against a background of such behaviour the vuvuleza seems a harmless enough enthusiasm.

Its with some hesitation that I am filing this posting under the label of 'music', but then to some the compositions of Karlheinz Stockhausen, for example, barely equate as music. All that one can be certain of is that the world is becoming a place of highly subjective and arguementative opinion, with no centre or fulcrum upon which to establish that most elusive of human values, namely, truth, as regards this subject. One man's joyful sound is another man's irritating noise!

4 comments:

Jimmy 'Five Bellies' Tibbs said...

There are a couple of petitions online to ban the vuvuzela from the World Cup. Here's one:
http://www.petitiononline.com/2010WC/petition.html
:)

Kevin Faulkner said...

Thanks for leaving your link to petition, Jimmy.

As I try to explain in the post I can see both sides of the coin on this one, one man's joyful sound being another man's irritating noise!

teegee said...

I think these are basically just promotional products (even if there is some tradition about calling fans to a match with horns).
As a promotional product, like the big flapping hands and cheese heads produced in the USA, they are obviously successful.
Me, I'd rather watch something silent and concentrated, like golf.

Kevin Faulkner said...

Hi Teegee,

I'm no football fan whatsoever and agree with you about the commercial aspect of the vuvuleza.

But I also believe guests should be tolerant of their hosts enthusiasms. It's a basic prerequisite of a visitor.

Now golf, there's a civilized sport which i enjoy too!

P.S. There's a chapter in 'The Notebooks of Don Rigoberto' which deplores all 20th c. mass-minded sports.